Tyson, the red-haired barkeep
Had some very curly hair
And if you ever saw it
You would even stop and stare

All of his lousy patrons
Used to drink while he held back
They knew that poor old Tyson
Couldn't drink while on the clock

Then one foggy Dave's Day Eve
David came to say
"Tyson, just ignore their shite.
Have some beer with me tonight!"

Then how the barkeep loved him
As he shouted shouted out with glee
"We're gon' get effed up, Big Guy!
But will you pay or is it me?"